Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Tips on taking over the world

And so I shall cut corners and show you the special bits... :)


ME:what are you still doing at worksen?
Neresha: what are you?
Im making plans to take over the world
me: ah too bad they will all fail...
miserably
Neresha: NEVER
me: my plans are so awesome that writing it out on paper rips open an interdimensional gateway that will unleash hordes of ethereal troopers to carry the plans out. and ethereal troopers (ethereal anything for that matter) are always successful
they're called the ether bunnies

Neresha: but you need the special pen with the biwitched ink form the creators of the earth to open the portal and I am the keeper of the pen
and i will never let the ether bunnies exist
me: lies i picked on up at CNA YESTERDAY!!
Neresha: NO IT CANNOT BE
I HAVE FAILED
me: the ther bunnies exist but don't exist trying to kill them creates a paradox - thats paradox to the power two. You will implode
Neresha: NOW ONLY MY OWN BLOOD WILL STOP THE DESTRUCTION.....
THATS THE PLAN
me: AND YOU SHALL BLEED INTO THIS HERE CUP!!!
Neresha: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WITH MY DEATH YOU WILL BE RUINED AND SUCKED INTO THE HOLE AND DIE
me: and I Shall feed your blood to the dark lord...some guy in Congo - really nice guy... buys and sells tyres...hey a dark lord is a dark lord AND YOUR BLOOD WILL BE IN HIS DARK TUMMY!!
ha i have the hole-filler spell here in my back pocket!!!
and your sould shall be bitten on and licked in weird ways by the infernal spawn within!!
infernal spwans kinda cool...they're the colour of EVIL and have the touch of daisy JUICE!!!
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